~Katie :))
Sign 1: he says he likes feet often, but like… too often. (Uncomfortably often)
Sign 2: you check his browser history (risky business), and all you find are links to celebrity feet pictures. Are you relieved or disappointed?
Sign 3: he pressures you to sell feet pictures online, like really pressures you, like aggressively pressures you.
Sign 4: you wake up one morning and he’s kissing and cuddling with your feet. (yikes)
Sign 5: you catch him doodling feet in his notebooks during class.
Sign 6: he compliments strangers’ feet in public… everytime you go out in public. Every. Time.
Sign 7: the minute you step in his room he demands you take off your shoes and socks immediately. (no shoes if you want service ;))
Sign 8: he convinces you to get a foot surgery and transformation. (Before you even knew that was a thing (just to get him to stop asking)).
Sign 9: your neighbor is getting a little tired of him examining her dog’s paws everytime he comes over.
Sign 10: he didn’t tell you he had an instagram, but when you find it, you come to find that the only pages he follows are of feet pictures.
Sign 11: he begs you to go to the beach, but then only wants to sit and people watch. And though you think he is taking cute pictures of you in the sand, you come to find that they are just close-ups of your feet.
This is a work of art.